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Feb
07
WIN A FREE ONE YEAR LEVEL 1 SUBSCRIPTION TO ELDWENNE'S FANTASY!

Contest Announcement! All Purchases $40 And Up February 5-February 10 Are Entered For A Chance To Win A FREE ELDWENNIAC LEVEL 1 SUBSCRIPTION FOR A WHOLE YEAR! Each Item You Purchase That Is $40 And Up Counts As An Entry - No Limits To How Many Times You Can Enter! The Drawing Will Be Done Via A Random Name Picking Application On February 11! Restrictions Apply: Doesn't Apply To Gift Certificates, Purchases With Gift Certificates, Or Fundraisers


Dec
26
Tennessee 6 Months Later, Not Being Afraid To Say No More, And What’s In A Name?

Has it really been SIX MONTHS Wow oh wow…so what happened in the past 6 months can be properly summarized as: I came, I saw, my ass has been thoroughly kicked.
Education is THE toughest field I’ve ever worked in. So tough that I needed to end that last sentence with a preposition and to not give a shit. At least I balanced the previous sentence. And I’m not even teaching English, I’m teaching math.

So all of you who know me can stop laughing RIGHT NOW. Yup, I’m teaching math, so what? It gets better. I’m teaching 5th grade math. And 6th grade math. And I co-teach 7th grade math. Now for those of you who are not dead on the floor of side-splitting laughter, I’ll continue my bitching.

Now most of you...


Sep
27
Subscription Service is LIVE, Y’all!

Introducing my brand new Eldwenne’s Fantasy Fan Subscription Service! There are several levels of subscriptions that give you access to exclusive goodies!!

The first 3 people to subscribe to Level 1 and Level 2 will receive a FREE ELDWENNE’S FANTASY T-SHIRT!

The first 3 people to subscribe to Level 3 will receive a one time FREE CUSTOM ORDER worth $50!

Level 1: Fan! $25/month

For $25/month, you will receive an original One Hit Wonder necklace every month for 1 year. No additional shipping charges – just a flat $25 per month covers everything! Please note – these items are not exchangeable or refundable.

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